we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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