Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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