That's when you crack a 10am beer
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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