I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Say something about gay babies.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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