Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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