so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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