what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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