don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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