Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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