Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
