two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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