it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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