All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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