I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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