haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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