We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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