Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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