OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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