Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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