you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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