It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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