So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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