Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
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