Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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