4 words: hood of his car
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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