Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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