Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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