I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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