I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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