so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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