i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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