Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I FOUND THE LEGS
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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