I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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