God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
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