He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You made out with two different species that night
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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