If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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