I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I'm bleeding and have questions
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