That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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