He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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