That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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