I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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