Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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