You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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