Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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