normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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