i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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