Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He? As in you personified your dick?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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