i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
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