What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
ok first of all what the fuck
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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