Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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