Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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