glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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