For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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